Nature Lover Chuckles Pillows

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Saving for Retirement.

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Split the last one?

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

Glimpses One Dollar

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Fake."

Closed for Summer.

You'll never believe what that house is for.

Walrus Grooming.

'I told you. I'll be home with dinner just as soon as it dies.'

Watering garden in the rain

'Hey Irma....food fight!'

Alligator drinking Gatorade,

"Ol' coy sounds beautiful tonight. He's accidentally sat on a cactus."

'Wait guys, don't go hunting without me, I'll get some tomato sauce...'

Going Hunting.

I'm a clam, he's a lark, you're in slop. The joy here should be palpable.

"Gosh, she's sexy!"

'Look out. Oil slick approaching.'

'morning

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

"Yeah, I'm already 24 hours old, way past my physical peak: I need to find a mate quick..."

"Nature has a twisted sense of humor."

"One more version of 'Climb Every Mountain' and I'll throttle you."

'Oh, yes, Larry, we all know who's the Alpha male around here!'

Echo is not ready to say, 'I love you.'