Nature Kiddo Gifts

'Big deal! I've already seen this on TV!'

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Playing Fetch.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

The Busy Gardener

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Grace For Flies

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Wildlife

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Football Fans

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"Cat box"