Nature-inspired Bibliophile T-Shirts

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Victor Hugo

Edgar Allen Poe

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

George Orwell

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Literary Canines.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Psychobabbling brook.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Litterary Dogs.

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

A man and his dog both reading.

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Roads with a view.

"Nevermore."

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Spoiler alert...Z."

Pastrami in the wild

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement