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"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Do it yourself books.

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Roget's Pet

Tree Funeral

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

Litteratti K9s.

K9 Literati.

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

"Actually I never loved you."

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

Al's Teachers' Pets.

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Rattache

Animal worries.

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

Animal rescue center

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'