Nature-loving Bookworm T-Shirts

I just bought a new Kindle Voyage. It's much better than my Kindle Paperwhite. Blasphemy, little buddy. A real man lugs around a paperback that he's milled from a fallen Redwood that he lifted off of a baby deer, before reuniting the fawn with its mother. I bought if off of Amazon. I didn't even use "one-click." I used the shopping cart and chose all the options manually. Almost as impressive. I keep it old-school.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'Is this your first book launch?'

Friedrich Schiller

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Beyond Dante

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Small child checks out a book.

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

K9 Literati.

"It's a novel about interest rates."

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"Wanna play?"

The Great Canadian Novel

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

Charles Dickens.

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

Marco Polo

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

K9 Litterati.

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

The Human Ape.

Literary Advice

Summer

Herbert Wells

"A book is kind of like a paper Kindle."

'Have you stopped striving yet?'