Bibliophile Adventurer T-Shirts

"I'm still looking, sir?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

Victor Hugo

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

George Orwell

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Literary Canines.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Litterary Dogs.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Nevermore."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

A man and his dog both reading.

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

"Spoiler alert...Z."

Women who Read Too Much