Bibliophile Adventurer Prints

"I'm still looking, sir?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Literary Canines.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Litterary Dogs.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

A man and his dog both reading.

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Nevermore."

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

"Spoiler alert...Z."

Women who Read Too Much

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."