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Bird plucking a cello

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Nuclear Proliferation

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

A woman's work is never done!

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

Musician

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

'You're always taking the fun out of everything!'

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

Looks like I do dishes again.

Blanket Pull

Theirs and Theirs

"I apologize for the mess."

Lark Ascending

'Wait, put that back where it was. Let's see how the scratching post looks in this corner.'

My mum is very houseproud.

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

A beekeeper with their bees

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"Honey, please! I can’t concentrate with you in there being married to me!"

"Roommates"

Plumbing Co - we repair what your husband fixed.

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'That's it? The facts of life? Mom washes the dishes and you dry them?'

Nuclear disarmament.

"Stop complaining...Just think of it as that, 'new hobby' you've been looking for."

Cleaning up the world's nuclear programs.