Nature Harmony Seekers Pillows

Bird plucking a cello

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Nuclear Proliferation

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

A woman's work is never done!

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

Looks like I do dishes again.

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

'You're always taking the fun out of everything!'

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

Musician

Blanket Pull

"Honey, please! I can’t concentrate with you in there being married to me!"

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

Theirs and Theirs

A beekeeper with their bees

Lark Ascending

"Roommates"

"I apologize for the mess."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

'Wait, put that back where it was. Let's see how the scratching post looks in this corner.'

My mum is very houseproud.

This is Bad Feng Shui!

Plumbing Co - we repair what your husband fixed.

Nuclear disarmament.

'That's it? The facts of life? Mom washes the dishes and you dry them?'

"Stop complaining...Just think of it as that, 'new hobby' you've been looking for."

How to communicate with a man.