Holiday Harmony Seeker T-Shirts

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Silent Night.

'There will be outbreaks of muzak everywhere.'

"I've made a Christmas list of topics not to be discussed at the table."

Hark the Herald Angels Sing

Marimba

"I think we'd make a good team!"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Be kind"

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Most valuable element.

Ice Skater

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Snowman

Nuclear Proliferation

"I lost the groove."

Reindeer

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

Just one more choccy...

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

The best relationships are silent.

Merry Kissmas

O Christmas Tea

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

A divided world.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

Man playing violin as bird sings along.

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."