Nature Enjoyment Skeptic Gifts

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Grace For Flies

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Cat box"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Swan Fairy Tales

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Runaway Horse

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Romantic Giraffes

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Polluted geese

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."