Whimsical Nature Enthusiasts Gifts

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Beware of the Cat.

Cyclist Flamingoes

A Kangermoo

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

What to do if a rhino owes you money....

'Listen, I'm flattered, but it's safer for you if we just stay friends...'

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

'Ms. Ames, send in a suit.'

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

Chicken Coop Coup Mastermind Captured!

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

'I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.'

Carrot reading.

'Native wildlife self preservation.'

'Look, a pair of mountaineers: Looks like they're really struggling on the easy cliff-face...'

'Excuse me sir, no radios allowed in the park.'

"Oh, that old thing? She's been wearing that for years, haven't you dear?"

"No, I'm pretty sure they're only easing restrictions on face masks."

'Hey Fred! Go get into that centrifuge rotor and let's see that hawk really do a circle dance.'

Woman's flowerpot is a small jungle with a little tribes person.

"You've been selling your acorns on ebay?"

"Can we borrow your pencil sharpener?"

"One shrimp pizza."

'I have hundreds of friends on the internet: I'm not a lone-wolf in cyberspace...'

Cow Pockets

Bird Watching. . . Nude Beach

A cocoon about to set fire to the butt of another cocoon.

Tourists finding a path

'Do you ever have those dreams where you're walking around fully clothed?'

Flowers to Go