Nature-computer Fusion Fan Gifts

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

"Hamlet today"

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

Pinochio's Computer

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

When seasons collide

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

Computers: In and Obsolete.

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'Hot enough for ya?'

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

You're all set - We topped off your fluids, replaced your filter, and emptied your cache.

Goldfish in TV with Plant Roots Inside TV

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

Computers - Best Before 31/12/99

Virtual reality platform.

Pizza. I found the remote but now I can't find the TV.

'All I did for him, and he just dumped me for new media.'

Train ride simulator.

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"

"I migrate you see, so I'm basically living an endless summer. So I thought to myself: learn to surf!"