Nature-computer Fusion Fan Gifts

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"Hamlet today"

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

Pinochio's Computer

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

Computers: In and Obsolete.

When seasons collide

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'Hot enough for ya?'

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

Goldfish in TV with Plant Roots Inside TV

'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

Computers - Best Before 31/12/99

Virtual reality platform.

'All I did for him, and he just dumped me for new media.'

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"

Gift Ideas #13

"I migrate you see, so I'm basically living an endless summer. So I thought to myself: learn to surf!"