Natural Sounds Pillows

"Your sounds put me to sleep."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"The subwoofers really help."

Things that go beep in the night.

Waking Up With Rooster.

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Campground Conductor

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

"This is a duet yourself project."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

Flight of the Bumble Bee

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

"HOWL!"

Cash Cow

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.

Robert Plant.

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Natural relaxation in confinement

"That's the back door."

I've found it! It was in the bread box! You've found the lost cellphone! SMASH! CRASH BOP! SMASH! Today's feature is offered as a catharsis for anyone who has ever lost a cellphone and been forced to listen to its low-battery beep from some undiscovered place. SMASH. Final beep (Death).

"On the other hand, he never takes a sick day."