Ocean Sounds Pillows

'The sounds of the ocean aren't relaxing to me. I keep worrying about a tsunami.'

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

"I heard that if you listen closely, you can hear the fish bowl."

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.

"If you listen closely you can hear the sounds of traffic"

'Can you please hold for ocean sounds? Our computers are temporarily down.'

'Welcome to the sounds of the ocean. Listen carefully as our menu options have changed. To continue in Spanish, press one now...'

"Dad, is it true that if you put a discarded plastic bottle to your ear, you can hear the ocean?"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Waking Up With Rooster.

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

It's a recording contract from the whale's agent.

Cash Cow

Music Piracy

"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Quartet of mermaids

"That's the back door."

"I bray, therefore I am."

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

Mom? If you get Nana an mp3 player for Christmas

'To hear ocean sounds, enter your username and passwords...'

"The ambient nature sounds are making me too sleepy to hunt."

Octopus-bagpipes

'This one holds over 15,000 oceanic sounds.'

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