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"Your sounds put me to sleep."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"The subwoofers really help."

Waking Up With Rooster.

"This is a duet yourself project."

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Campground Conductor

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Flight of the Bumble Bee

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

Cash Cow

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

"HOWL!"

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

Natural relaxation in confinement

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.

"That's the back door."

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

"On the other hand, he never takes a sick day."

'The acoustics in here are fantastic!'