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What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

Deforestation.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

But is it organic?

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Privates Beach"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

100% carbon neutral

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

The sea 2050.

Vivienne Westwood

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Have you got your make up on yet?

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Price may vary with weather.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"