Natural Solutions Advocate Mugs

CBD Oil for Neurotics

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

But is it organic?

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

100% carbon neutral

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Privates Beach"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

The sea 2050.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Price may vary with weather.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"