Natural Beauty Advocate Mugs

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

Like a Natural Woman

Have you got your make up on yet?

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Dating is so expensive...

Pampered and poodled.

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Hair spray"

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

New Twenty Blades

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'Botox...'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"More concealer?"

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Mirror mirror...

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

A cow with a Brazilian.

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

If you've got it flaunt it!