Natural Product Explorer Prints

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal toothpaste you're using.'

Before/After

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'Mom's Spa'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Fall fashions

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Attack of the 'health' foods

Cursing Scientist.

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"These hostas are out of control!"

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

Dating is so expensive...

'I'm calling maintenance to tell them about the leak in the ceiling. The acid rain is neutralizing our basic research.'

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"Ding dong bell, Pussy's into wellness."

"Does she like to smell strange?"

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'

Kitchen Consultations

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

Alternative medicine

'Jake's Alternate Pharmacy.'

"This stuff comes with a prize! If you can pronounce all the ingredients, you get an honorary degree in chemistry."

'Where is the 'it won't immediately kill you' aisle?'

'Doctor Yomp theorizes that there's a chemical cure for every ill'