National Treasure Gifts

Captain Tom

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Award Winning Gardener

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"...it's another metal detector."

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

Cuba united against blocking off the country

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Little boy dragon

'How about this one?'

"I subscribed to a collector's magazine! It has great interviews with big-time collectors who buy the world's rarest treasures."

Welsh cheese

"One day Son all this will be yours."

Go Britain!

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Thank your Lucky Stars

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!

God bless Mom and Dad. Grant them the power to anticipate my every need and the means to fulfill them.

Boxing British bulldog beating up a French Poodle

'This looks like a good spot.'

'What? At least, it's a more original souvenir than one of those stupid plastic Eiffel towers!'

'Don't get too excited, I made the same mistake when I first arrived: It's plastic...'

"I got you a gift."

'Oh, yes, he's patriotic alright - only uses the Red Lion, the White Hart and the Blue Boar!!'

'You may have my Double-Double when you can pry it from my cold, dead hand.'

Religious Fanatic - Good prices paid for books..statues..videos...

Switzerland

Antiques: New Old Stuff in Stock.

"Annual We-Love-Our-Homeland-But- We'd -Rather -Live -Here Parade.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: Finally figuring out all the words to the national anthem.