Keeper Of Treasures Gifts

"One day Son all this will be yours."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Treasure Island Book.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

Scot country dancing,

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

"That book is kept downstairs in the Big Secret Important Book Room."

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

" ...and this is the armor of my ancestor, 'Cederick the Unintimidating.'"

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'When I stressed how vital data security is, I should have mentioned the importance of convenient access...'

"How can we tell if this old movie poster is valuable?"

'This looks like a good spot.'

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

"I got you a gift."

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

'Get her to sign a pre-nup: You don't want to give her half your treasure if it ends up in a divorce...'

Remembering all the American Idols.

A prince in a garden

'We've decided to grant you a new identity -- you're now a cocktail waitress in Sioux City.'

"The password is XJF-dkg-0$2-3#q-qq2..."

Dear Diary, The bad news is that somebody around here jimmied open your lock and read your contents. The good news is that the contents are mainly fictional. The sound in the backyard of picks and shovels and a mad search for buried treasure is music to my ears.

'What did I tell you about investing in an unauthorised firm ?'