National Teddy Bear Day Gifts

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Late night teddy reading

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"You left this on our ship."

Bear Costume

Boy and Bear and Monster

Bear Hugging Season Open

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Resourceful toddler

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

'At lone at last.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"It's his emotional support animal."

A baby playing on a grand piano

Teddy and friends.

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Childlike love

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

Busy day

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Teddy Time Bears

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Teddy Bear

Child in a bear suit.

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

'I can change! I swear!'

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.