National Anthem Memer Pillows

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Text Culture

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

'As you know, medical costs have skyrocketed -- that'll be fifty cents.'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'We'll be outsourcing Main Street.'

'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

'It's been a tough quarter, so in lieu of bonuses, you'll all be receiving a DVD of out-takes from our meetings.'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'

"Does our improvement really need to be so continuous?"

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

The Web is mightier than the sword.

The Harper Government

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

"Dislocating your jaw yawning during my lecture on work related injuries is NOT a work related injury!"

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Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

'Now, 'ol doc, he'd have wrapped 'er the other way.'

"And then I met some computer people who could make it look as if I were talking."

The Evolution of Pop Culture Scapegoats

'I see your site doesn't have a 'like' button. The good news is it doesn't need one.'

"Poison ivy? No, I said you have a poison IV. Honestly, I have no idea why we keep that stuff right next to the medicine."

"I hope they're not fake commandments!"

'He was a lifelong knee-jerk liberal until he got knee replacement surgery.'

'Norton, couldn't you have taken care of that before the meeting?'

The Potato Salad Society

Singer

'I had to co-pay for the bagel.'

America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords

Gracie and family sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" on the Fourth of July.

"I didn't endorse him, but I 'Liked' him on Facebook."

God Bless America/Godless America