Comedic Memer Pillows

Chatterbox Monkey

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'We'll be outsourcing Main Street.'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

'It's been a tough quarter, so in lieu of bonuses, you'll all be receiving a DVD of out-takes from our meetings.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

The Web is mightier than the sword.

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

Jumble Sale

"Dislocating your jaw yawning during my lecture on work related injuries is NOT a work related injury!"

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'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

Speech bubble showing EUREKA! back to front.

"I hope they're not fake commandments!"

Rollercoaster police chase.

'I want a refund! It refuses to go into my son's room!!'

'Norton, couldn't you have taken care of that before the meeting?'

20 Volts for Wavy Hair, 50 Volts for Frizzy Hair, 100 Volts for Curly Hair and 500 Volts for Hair beyond description.

Spider Facts.

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Model's aspirations

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."