Political Memers Pillows

'He was a lifelong knee-jerk liberal until he got knee replacement surgery.'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'As you know, medical costs have skyrocketed -- that'll be fifty cents.'

'We'll be outsourcing Main Street.'

'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

'It's been a tough quarter, so in lieu of bonuses, you'll all be receiving a DVD of out-takes from our meetings.'

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'

"Does our improvement really need to be so continuous?"

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Now, gentlemen, doesn't the smaller table make these board meetings more cozy?'

Approved Debate Questions

"Dislocating your jaw yawning during my lecture on work related injuries is NOT a work related injury!"

Twitter Prison

"And then I met some computer people who could make it look as if I were talking."

'I see your site doesn't have a 'like' button. The good news is it doesn't need one.'

'Now, 'ol doc, he'd have wrapped 'er the other way.'

'He said his first buzz word today!'

Say What! Mark Meadows

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

"Poison ivy? No, I said you have a poison IV. Honestly, I have no idea why we keep that stuff right next to the medicine."

George W. Bush.

"I hope they're not fake commandments!"

"What to wear today?"

England's jester - United States' jester.

China proposes changing constitution

'Norton, couldn't you have taken care of that before the meeting?'

The World Map According to Donald Trump.

Boris Johnson's Resignation

'I had to co-pay for the bagel.'