Political Memers Pillows

'He was a lifelong knee-jerk liberal until he got knee replacement surgery.'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

'We'll be outsourcing Main Street.'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'As you know, medical costs have skyrocketed -- that'll be fifty cents.'

'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

'It's been a tough quarter, so in lieu of bonuses, you'll all be receiving a DVD of out-takes from our meetings.'

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'

"Does our improvement really need to be so continuous?"

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Now, gentlemen, doesn't the smaller table make these board meetings more cozy?'

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

Approved Debate Questions

"Dislocating your jaw yawning during my lecture on work related injuries is NOT a work related injury!"

Twitter Prison

Two Americas

'I see your site doesn't have a 'like' button. The good news is it doesn't need one.'

"And then I met some computer people who could make it look as if I were talking."

Say What! Mark Meadows

'He said his first buzz word today!'

'Now, 'ol doc, he'd have wrapped 'er the other way.'

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

"Poison ivy? No, I said you have a poison IV. Honestly, I have no idea why we keep that stuff right next to the medicine."

"What to wear today?"

China proposes changing constitution

England's jester - United States' jester.

George W. Bush.

"I hope they're not fake commandments!"

'Norton, couldn't you have taken care of that before the meeting?'

The World Map According to Donald Trump.

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Chris Matthews'

Boris Johnson's Resignation