Narrative Detective T-Shirts

Equip their wardrobe with a clever detective-themed t-shirt. Fun, stylish, and full of personality—ideal for narrative detectives who love to wear their intrigue on their sleeve.

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'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.' mockup

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

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"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..." mockup

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

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Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes. mockup

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

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"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?" mockup

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

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'Hello? Missing Persons?'

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"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly." mockup

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

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'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?' mockup

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

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"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it." mockup

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

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Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book. mockup

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

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"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

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Joan Hickson

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The Elliot Ness monster.

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A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame? mockup

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

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The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?' mockup

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

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'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!' mockup

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

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'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!' mockup

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

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'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.' mockup

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

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It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it. mockup

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

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'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.' mockup

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

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'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.' mockup

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

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'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.' mockup

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

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"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying." mockup

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

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The Philip Marlow family

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'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.' mockup

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

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"That's hardly necessary!"

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"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

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