Narnia Enthusiast Pillows

"Ugh, RMSNP, Dad. Read Me Some Narnia Please."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe!

C S Lewis

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Paranormal A-Z...

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Walt Disney on ice."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Astral Projection

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Viking Loch Ness

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"Get a tomb!"

"Which one is yours?"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

Fear of Flying Seminar

"Your husband says BOO!"

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.