Narnia Enthusiast Pillows

"Ugh, RMSNP, Dad. Read Me Some Narnia Please."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Paranormal A-Z...

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"Walt Disney on ice."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Viking Loch Ness

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Get a tomb!"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"Which one is yours?"

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Fear of Flying Seminar

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"Your husband says BOO!"

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

'NOW what have they talked you into?'

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

If Ghosts Were Real

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"