Narcissism Debater Pillows

"Good morning, handsome! What nasty damage can we inflict today?"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Modern Narcissism

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

Poser

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

Holding the moral high ground

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

'I know the difference between right and wrong, but it hasn't held me back.'

Narcissus

Attorney General John Ashcroft

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

Selfie-Conscious

Beware: Safe Area.

"Building a robot Pope was questionable to begin with, but why did we give him a laser-gun hand?"

'Don't worry about doing the right thing. There'll be plenty of time for that when you're fired, retired, or reincarnated.'

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

"Which is better: made in USA by illegal immigrants or made overseas by cheap labor?"

Vampire Selfies

'As an atheist, are you not even a little worried about suffering God's wrath?'

'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'

"However, everything else but time and tide waits for me!"

'Egomania in Transylvania.'

'Well, you DO have free will... you just choose to be a fatalist.'

Inappropriate Selfies: Baseball Player

'We haven't got much time left together.'

'Isn't that Narcissus over there?' - 'Here's lookin' at me, kid!'

"How dare they defy me by doing what I predestined them to do!?!"