Narcissism Debater Pillows

"Good morning, handsome! What nasty damage can we inflict today?"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Modern Narcissism

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

Psychiatric Clinic. I'm not sure giving a narcissist an hour a week where it's all about him counts as therapy.

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

Poser

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

Holding the moral high ground

'I know the difference between right and wrong, but it hasn't held me back.'

Attorney General John Ashcroft

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

Narcissus

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

Selfie-Conscious

"Let me see, 3 hours on instagram, 2 hours on twitter, another 2 writing your blog and the rest of the day presenting your youtube channel. Hmmm, I believe your tiredness could be the result of 'me'."

"Building a robot Pope was questionable to begin with, but why did we give him a laser-gun hand?"

Football anagrams(Did vain goal.). Answer: David Ginola.

What Kind of God

Beware: Safe Area.

'Don't worry about doing the right thing. There'll be plenty of time for that when you're fired, retired, or reincarnated.'

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

'As an atheist, are you not even a little worried about suffering God's wrath?'

"Which is better: made in USA by illegal immigrants or made overseas by cheap labor?"

'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'

"However, everything else but time and tide waits for me!"

'Egomania in Transylvania.'

Vampire Selfies

'Well, you DO have free will... you just choose to be a fatalist.'

Inappropriate Selfies: Baseball Player

'We haven't got much time left together.'

"How dare they defy me by doing what I predestined them to do!?!"