Nap-time Jokers Gifts

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

Cat and mouse

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Hypnotoon

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

Now! That's very good sweety!

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

Have you said grace? No, we said grace yesterday, this is leftovers!

"Oh Oh . . . Looks like our five o'clock wake up call is here!"

'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.'

'He's going to walk the plank. The least we can do is let him stretch his quads first.'

Toddler in the bed: a journey

"I'm going to have a bath. Shall I leave the water in for you?"

"Leave the top open, this is just a power nap."

Texting Snowman

Bathtub with markers to show the water depth

"But it's 3 o'clock in the morning. Okay, one word ... rhymes with liar."

Cat with mice on his bedpost.

'The fishermen are taking a photo of him: Typical Bill, he's making a face...'

'I'm going to hibernate in another cave. Last year your snoring kept me up all winter.'

"The first one to fall asleep gets today's competitive-edge award."

'60,000 milligrams. . . 60,000? As a pharmacist, didn't you think that much Ambien might be a tad excessive for Mr.Van Winkle?'

'Bomb voyage Minister!'

"They were great snorers."