Name Selection Pillows

"Seriously? You're all called "Teddy" too?! I guess our parents must like conventional names..."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

Baby name suggestions.

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Naming that Impala

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"Sinead?!"

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

Changing house name.

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"