Name Selection Pillows

"Seriously? You're all called "Teddy" too?! I guess our parents must like conventional names..."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Baby name suggestions.

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

Naming that Impala

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

What really became of the boy named Sue.

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"Sinead?!"

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

'My other baby is Mercedes'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'I'm a guy and my name is Vixen! Of course I'm going to have issues!'

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

Changing house name.

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."