Name Ninja T-Shirts

When association-based memory techniques fail.

"For the last time—'Rider' is the birthday boy, 'Laser' is the party venue, and 'Scooter' is the gift we got him."

Tool Box

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'I'd like to return this, please.'

ACME Balloon Company.

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

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Martial Arts

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

I've found a loophole in your loophole

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

Propping up a profits chart.

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."

Customer Complaints - "Thank you, Thompson, for collecting the statistics."

'For people to think we just pluck figures out of THIN AIR is RIDICULOUS, we use a bucket.'

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

IRS tax instructions.

"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."