Name-forgetting Survivor T-Shirts

"Oh, no. Here comes that couple we just met whose names I forget because I wasn’t listening to them!"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Forgotten anything?"

Dave invents the remote belt

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'You've waited on hold 45 minutes just to speak to my boss? Seriously, sir, get a life!'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

Turtle Haze

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

'Has Eric been in.' 'Was I with him?.'

"You been here long?"

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

'You didn't go down with shi-ip! You didn't go down with the shi-ip!'

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"

Manicurist wanted by shipwrecked man

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

'LAND!'