Name-forgetting Survivor Prints

"Oh, no. Here comes that couple we just met whose names I forget because I wasn’t listening to them!"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Dave invents the remote belt

"Forgotten anything?"

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'You've waited on hold 45 minutes just to speak to my boss? Seriously, sir, get a life!'

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

"You been here long?"

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

'Has Eric been in.' 'Was I with him?.'

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

'You didn't go down with shi-ip! You didn't go down with the shi-ip!'

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

Manicurist wanted by shipwrecked man

"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"

'LAND!'

"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."