Setback Survivor Prints

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Emergency Pants

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

'We're in a hurry.'

"Oh no! You, again?"

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

'He needs professional HELP!'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

Gymnast tangled up.

'What luck!'

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

Welcome centre

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

Days of Christmas.

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"No she won't. She left her ring on the table."

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

"It's too bad you're allergic to nuts."

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"