Setback Survivor Prints

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Emergency Pants

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"Oh no! You, again?"

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'We're in a hurry.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

Gymnast tangled up.

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

'What luck!'

Welcome centre

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"Nobody ever talks about how when you marry a human at 16, you might divorce by 30 and have to move back to the sea."

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

Deflating Island

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

"It's too bad you're allergic to nuts."