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"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

Southwark Fair.

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

A man taking a bow

Comedy and tragedy masks

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Henrik Ibsen,

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Children arguing over the name of a fish

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

James Barrie.

The Modern Godot

Drama Llama

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

Eugene Ionesco

John Masefield.

Performance In The Bedroom

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

Henrik Ibsen

Oscar Wilde

Modern Day Hamlet.

To Be/Not To Be

Euripides

'I'm Anna Nicole Smith. But not THE Anna Nicole Smith!'

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'