Name-dropper Dramatists Mugs

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

Southwark Fair.

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

A man taking a bow

Comedy and tragedy masks

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Henrik Ibsen,

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Children arguing over the name of a fish

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

Drama Llama

Performance In The Bedroom

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

James Barrie.

John Masefield.

The Modern Godot

Eugene Ionesco

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

Henrik Ibsen

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

Euripides

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Modern Day Hamlet.

To Be/Not To Be

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."