Name Day Devotee Pillows

National Doris Day

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Thomas Hardy

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

The Blob's Blog.

Olympic Torch Training

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Various Birds of Pray.

'What a control freak!'

'Our ultrasound equipment is not working, so we've brought in famed psychic Jennifer Armstrong to give us a vision of the fetus.'

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Dear Diary

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'