Name-changer Extraordinaire T-Shirts

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

Profit

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Party time.

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"I'm on the haywain."

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

'I'm tired of politicians ignoring me -- I want to have my name legally changed to 'Joe Six-Pack.''

"Since Jesus keeps changing our names, I thought name tags would be nice."

"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one."

"That's the part of hands-free technology that creeps me out... on-hold music karaoke."

'Talk about being squeezed in between appointments.'

Office worker with baby in drawer.

Overworked

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

'His is a working breed.'

"As receptionist, you'll be answering the phone, greeting customers and doing whatever else they dump on you."

"April Fool's on her!"

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

Trans Rights are Human Rights

Early multitasking - caveman.

"Of course I was forgetting you've got a jigsaw to finish and a light bulb to change in the toilet!!"

Candles: Mom burning at both ends.