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'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

'He's tough - he's not giving an inch.'

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"So many take-overs and mergers, nobody remembers who he was."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

When fish are on the feed - there is nothing quite like the suppressed excitement of tackling up...

'You are doing it wrong.'

Never ending to do list

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

"The guy's a natural!"

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'Steroids.'

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

"I'm on the haywain."

Overworked

"If he were just 8 inches taller, 20 years younger,10 times more mature and a million dollars richer, he'd be perfect."

Office worker with baby in drawer.

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'