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"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Teenage Angst.

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

"If they're advanced enough to come all the way here, I'm sure they have the technology to charge our phones."

In need of a wash...

Fancy portrait of the gentleman who killed the greatest number of small birds. [To be hung up in all sparrow clubs]

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

'And over here is where I mount the hunting video games I've completed!'

"I just finished high school and college online. Now can I play my video game?"

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

"This is so much better than book club."

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'

'It's a realistic sports game! The object is to sign the biggest endorsement contract.'

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'

"Just remember, we switch back before we get to town."

Virtual Reality at the Leading Edge