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'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Challenge and solution

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

Teenage Angst.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Trout Game

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

King completes rubik's cube.

"It's a puzzle to me"

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Brains

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

Game Addiction

"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out, but..."

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

"They grow up so slow."

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Puzzle books - Guaranteed to fry your brain.