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'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Needs to get a life"

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

Halo Frisbee.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'This is way better than a litter box.'

Congratulations on the new you!

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"I'm after the history section."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

2pm meet your Creator

Alphabet soup

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'