Name Change Adventurer Pillows

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"Needs to get a life"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Halo Frisbee.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Congratulations on the new you!

"I'm after the history section."

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

Alphabet soup

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

2pm meet your Creator

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"