Naivety Explorers Pillows

Lessons in Life .50$. This stupid machine took my money! Of course it did.

'Teenagers!'

A boy acting suspiciously

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

Planet of the Ants

The Shy Nudist Camp.

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

Spider and Snake Scared of Each Other,

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

"How can I be expected to reach my 'full potential' when I can't even reach the cookie jar?"

'I give up. What is it?'

'Training bra . . . what am I training for?'

'...that isn't clever and it isn't funny!'

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

'We did have a book about the 'Bermuda triangle', but it mysteriously disappeared.'

Dog Plastic Surgery.

Foot in ice cube.

"Your parking meter is expired, your license is expired, your plates are expired, your city sticker is expired, your insurance is expired, your library card is expired..."

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

"Don't ask your parents about the birds and bees."

"Could you please crank the handle? I can't get a phone signal in here."

Child watching a rocket launch which reads 'war'.

'Great...We're lost. I guess we got off on the wrong exit.'

"It's time to give up the cheese dream, Bryan. My parents bought us a hole in the wall in Jersey full of bird seed and breadcrumbs."

"You're in luck. . . I have a spare."

"Try not to anticipate trouble, Miss Mead."

Homeless Vet - Will fill you in on the origins of my post-traumatic stress $5.

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