Naivety Explorers Prints

A boy acting suspiciously

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

Planet of the Ants

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

Spider and Snake Scared of Each Other,

"How can I be expected to reach my 'full potential' when I can't even reach the cookie jar?"

'Training bra . . . what am I training for?'

'...that isn't clever and it isn't funny!'

'I give up. What is it?'

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

'We did have a book about the 'Bermuda triangle', but it mysteriously disappeared.'

Dog Plastic Surgery.

Foot in ice cube.

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

Homeless Vet - Will fill you in on the origins of my post-traumatic stress $5.

"It's time to give up the cheese dream, Bryan. My parents bought us a hole in the wall in Jersey full of bird seed and breadcrumbs."

"Try not to anticipate trouble, Miss Mead."

'Great...We're lost. I guess we got off on the wrong exit.'

Child watching a rocket launch which reads 'war'.

"Could you please crank the handle? I can't get a phone signal in here."

"Don't ask your parents about the birds and bees."

"You're in luck. . . I have a spare."

You have no new messages

"And back in May I got as far as the living room."