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"And together they soldiered onward, to distant horizons more splendid than either of them had ever dared to dream."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"You. . . may. . . already. . . be. . . a . . . winner. . ."

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

Little Things

Naughty-ometer.

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

Through the Looking Glass - Alice and Humpty Dumpty.

"I know we have some invisible ink somewhere but we can never find it..."

"It says, 'Formal'. Do you have clean socks to wear with your sandals?"

A No-Nonsense Guy with His No-Nonsense Wife and Their No-Nonsense Dog

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

"Ha ha. Stop by and say hello to your mother. Ha ha, that's a good one!"

Hippie Army Knife

The art of regifting

"I have to go. I'm getting a better call."

'I used to be afraid of public speaking, but since I realised everyone falls asleep after 15 minutes...'

I used to be with "Doctors Without Borders." I assume you're with "Patients Without Cages"?

"I told him stamp collecting is a dangerous hobby. His jaw got locked in a yawn."

'So you're my anonymous tipster? I'd prefer not to know your identity so I won't go to jail for protecting a source.'

"I think we should start seeing other little kids."

"This year I resolve to be a better person inside and out."

"Well you guys are now on the naughty list!"