Naive Enthusiast Mugs

"And together they soldiered onward, to distant horizons more splendid than either of them had ever dared to dream."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

"You. . . may. . . already. . . be. . . a . . . winner. . ."

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

Little Things

Through the Looking Glass - Alice and Humpty Dumpty.

A No-Nonsense Guy with His No-Nonsense Wife and Their No-Nonsense Dog

"It says, 'Formal'. Do you have clean socks to wear with your sandals?"

"I know we have some invisible ink somewhere but we can never find it..."

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

The art of regifting

Hippie Army Knife

"Ha ha. Stop by and say hello to your mother. Ha ha, that's a good one!"

"I have to go. I'm getting a better call."

'I used to be afraid of public speaking, but since I realised everyone falls asleep after 15 minutes...'

'So you're my anonymous tipster? I'd prefer not to know your identity so I won't go to jail for protecting a source.'

"I think we should start seeing other little kids."

"I told him stamp collecting is a dangerous hobby. His jaw got locked in a yawn."

"This year I resolve to be a better person inside and out."

"Well you guys are now on the naughty list!"

'Greg was on the run with a sophisticated disguise.'