Naive Art Lover Pillows

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Use your imagination.

Where Indian ink came from.

Dead Funny

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Klimt Kiss Phones

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

Loan Alley

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

They were mysteriously drawn together

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"He gets easily abstracted."

Framed Lady

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.