Nail Whisperer Gifts

The Hammer

Concert Pianist.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

Woman applying makeup

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I'm a monster."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Organ Player

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

The Upholstery Consultant

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

Granny Wear

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."